Archive for December, 2009

How NOT to Cross a Ditch with a 3-Year-Old

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Okay, okay okay.  You can probably already guess by the title that this isn’t going to turn out well.  I have two season tickets to the University of South Carolina Gamecocks basketball games.  The best thing about having these tickets is that the past three seasons, I’ve been able to alternate taking my kids with me. … »

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The Serial Killer Next Door

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Let me go ahead and admit up front that I have always had a teeny, tiny, wee bit of a sadistic streak.  More often than not, it resulted in nothing more harmful than a split-second moment of absolute fear-of-impending-death terror for the target of my shenanigans.  I know that’s not much of a defense, but… »

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How to Live a Meaningful Life

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

Fifteen minutes of fame.  Or shame.  It doesn’t seem to matter which anymore.  Our society’s constant worship of celebrities and fascination with the freak du jour has fueled the seemingly insatiable need to get noticed—to be “somebody”.  Never mind that the “somebody” you may be is a laughingstock, a pervert, a criminal, a blowhard, or… »

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Dang TV

Simpsons Quote of the Day

“Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.” — Homer Simpson

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